"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."
Updated Monday 8th Mar 2010 - Karl Marx
Quote of the week:
"For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child."
Updated Monday 1st Mar 2010 - Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the week:
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Updated Monday 22nd Feb 2010 - Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the week:
"It's like the entire population of Norfolk."
Updated Monday 15th Feb 2010 - Jed Miller on Incest
Quote of the week:
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Updated Monday 8th Feb 2010 - Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the week:
"I hate gravity."
Updated Monday 1st Feb 2010 - Jed Miller
Quote of the week:
"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands."
Updated Monday 25th Jan 2010 - Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote of the week:
"Am I missing an eyebrow?"
Updated Monday 18th Jan 2010 - Adam Savage [MythBusters]
Quote of the week:
"I am the Silky Walker."
Updated Monday 11th Jan 2010 - Kirk Saywell
Quote of the week:
"I've been defeated by a bauble."
Updated Monday 4th Jan 2010 - Simon Aggett
Quote of the week:
"Happy New Year 2010!"
Updated Monday 28th Dec 2009 - Kirk Saywell
Quote of the week:
"It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."
Updated Monday 21st Dec 2009 - Stewie Griffin
Quote of the week:
"What has been done, cannot be undone... unless you work with computers."
Updated Monday 14th Dec 2009 - Kirk Saywell
Quote of the week:
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
Updated Monday 7th Dec 2009 - Peter Gibbons
Quote of the week:
"Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
Updated Monday 30th Nov 2009 - Brian Griffin
Quote of the week:
"Connect brain to mouth before attempting speech."
Updated Monday 23rd Nov 2009 - Mark Hull
Quote of the week:
During a game of Pool: "It gets harder when there are a few balls to play with."
Updated Monday 16th Nov 2009 - Jed Miller
Quote of the week:
"Doing something interesting is better than doing nothing, but doing nothing is better than doing something you don't want to do."
Updated Monday 9th Nov 2009 - Anonymous
Quote of the week:
"Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionized cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post you f*cking tw*t."
Updated Monday 2nd Nov 2009 - Jed Miller
Quote of the week:
"If you don't get a reply i'm having a nap, try calling me." [Jed: 07794958562]
Updated Monday 26th Oct 2009 - Jed Miller
Quote of the week:
"For indeed, there is nothing in the intellect which was not in the senses, except the intellect itself. Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting."
Updated Monday 19th Oct 2009 - Gottfried Leibniz
Quote of the week:
Text Message from Jed's Mobile: "I have lost my phone, can you try calling it please?"
